what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Justin Bieber's mother.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Womans profesional lacrosse

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Yeah right loser!

Knock knock Who's there Police

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Anti Joke

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