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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Your mom.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Shut the cork up!

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

ME NAME IS JEFF

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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