You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

She said no

Wanna know something funny? Your face

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