On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Your Mom.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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