why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

mc hammers income.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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