What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Get on your knees Ho

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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