Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

My pet rock died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

God

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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