What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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