- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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