How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

knock, knock come in

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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