- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Black people. They are so kind.

Today is May 18 2016.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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