- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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