- Anti Joke

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

milly, milly, milly, cat

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Your mom.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample