- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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