- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??