A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Woman rights.

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