I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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A women president

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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