Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Women's Rights.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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