DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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1+1 =? Too

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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