A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Your mom.

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