- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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