- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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