- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Please don't shoot me

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

bangers and mash?

Guest what? Dog

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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