roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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