Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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