Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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