- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Tommy got neutered.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

will you like this joke my sources say no

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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