- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Womens rights.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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