Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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matt is fat

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Anti Joke

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