- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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