- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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