A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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