- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why? Why Not?

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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