- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

masturbating on a tarc bus

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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