- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

tommy is retared

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

"Knock knock..." "come in"

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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