Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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