Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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