What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Keanu Reaves

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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