A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

F? No k

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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