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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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