When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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boobs

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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