What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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