Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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call of duty world at war

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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So you there Red?

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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