- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

Yes.

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

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