Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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your life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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