What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What is older than history?

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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