whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Anti Joke

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