Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

give me a thumbs up

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

politically correct!

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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