- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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