Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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