How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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