- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

why did katy fall off her bike?

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Wait what? I did not type that!

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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